A letter of sorts...

Dear Stupid Girl,
  The next time you decide it's a good idea to go back to someplace you've gone before, don't do it. Go as far away from that place as possible, because there is a reason why you left it.
  The next time you decided it's a good idea to try and fall in love with him, remember why you fell out of it in the first place. He's annoying. His laugh makes your skin crawl and he is retarded on all levels.
  The next time you find a new guy - take it slow. Stop talking to random people and please dear God do not give out your phone number again!!!
              Love,
                    Me.