Sunday, March 7

Men are from mars...


So one of the blogs I read is by a Ms. R. She posted her recent encounter and it made me cringe:

"So anyway are you married?"

"Kind of."

"What does kind of mean?"

"Well it's complicated."

"Have you split up?"

"Well yes. yes that's it.."

"So you're separated?"

"You could say that."

"Right so you live in a house on your own?"

"Well there are children with me."

"The children live with you? Not her?"

"Well sometimes they're with her."

"In her house?''

"In the house. When she's around." (Note how house becomes neutral not 'ours' or 'mine' like it's just there)

"When is she around?"

"Oh you know she lives there."

"All the time?"

"Well yes."

"So you live with your wife in the same house?"

"Yes..but we don't live together anymore..it's just the house we have. We lead separate lives."

"And the children."

"Oh yes they live in the house."

"Does she know you're not together anymore?"

"Who?"

"Your wife?"

"Well not exactly. But you do."

"Hang on, hang on. You still sleep in the same bed?"

"But that doesn't mean anything. You know how it is."

Does she know it doesn't mean anything. Have you discussed it?

"Uh well not exactly..."

"So she doesn't know any of what you've just told me?"

"No, well it's all a bit messy really.."

"And you think that makes you not married?"

"Well we're not married as in married"

Do your parents, children or any of your friends know that you don't think you're married anymore?

"No I don't think so."

"So actually you are married?"

"Well if you put it like that I am."

WTF ARE MEN THINKING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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