Snaggle Tooth

Warning: I'm feeling angsty. This is what I would say to Snaggle Tooth if I ever spoke to her. I'm over him. I don't want him. But she's the new one and he's the old. So here we go...

Dearest Snaggle Tooth,
Why do I hate you? Because your a stupid whore. You stole my boyfriend and made him tainted. So fuck you. Go screw yourself. It'll be a better lay then him. Go to hell. Take him with you. Goodbye.