Monday, February 22

Cheater, Cheater

"They say that a cheater is always a cheater..." Kellie Pickler

I'm sending my deepest apologies to Abbie Cornish, however, she was still a home-wrecking slut. Ryan 'le douche' Phillipe has done it again. Reports this morning say he cheated on the gorge Abbs. Bummer, right? 

So glad my idol Reese Witherspoon got out when she did and didn't put up with his lying, cheating, bullshit any longer than she knew about it. 



Why do men cheat? Why do women cheat? Why can't we just be brutally honest with each other and save the other party heartache?

If you love someone, set them free right? Well, in this case have the decency to be a man and step up one last time. Or possibly the first time, if your a cheater to begin with. Don't even get me started on that loser with the cat's name or the slimy politician waiting for his wife to die.

"Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?" Joey & Rory

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